The Best (uncredited) Quotes

Tina: [meeting Stanley outside of the club] Mr. Ipkiss. Hi.
Stanley: [stunned] Hi.
Tina: [sees his dirty clothes, half-amused] You okay?
Stanley: Me? Oh, I'm great. Really good. I just... I've never felt better, really. I'm just, uh, catching some air out here.
Parking: [pulls up in Stanley's loaner vehicle] Your car, sir.
Stanley: [chuckles to Tina] That's not my car.
Parking: But it matches the ticket.
Stanley: [frustrated] All right, I'll take it. But I am VERY angry.
[to Tina]
Stanley: Can you believe this? You drive in in a Porsche...