The Best Val Quotes

- because I'm free literally forever.
Val: Yeah, Kevin asked me out.
- I was kind of feeling good about re-entering the dating pool, and then Kevin asked me out.
- Thought I might trade up to a new level of man.
- Then Kevin asked me out.

[first lines]
Andy: Val, I need the space.
Val: Alright guys, clear out.
Andy: Everybody out.
Val: Promise me you're going to clean up.
Andy: I can't promise what I'm going to do or not do.
Val: Promise me that...
Andy: Obviously I'm going to clean up.