The Best Viva Quotes

Gretel: Why are you stealing food?
Ratso: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.
Gretel: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it.
Ratso: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.