The Best Warren Quotes

Warren: [as Ted is being taken on a stretcher to the ambulance] He was masturbating! He was masturbating!

[When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers]
Charlie: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Warren: Have you seen my baseball?