The Best Zeus Quotes

Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?

Zeus: You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah! Work yourself to death!
[Everyone including Zeus starts to laugh]
Zeus: [sits on his throne] Oh, I kill myself!
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.

Hades: Zeusy, I'm home!
Zeus: Hades, you are behind THIS?
Hades: You are correct, sir!

Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration.
Hades: Love to, Babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't.

Zeus: Fine work, my boy! You've done it! You're a true hero.
Hera;: You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
Zeus: For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.