The Best Angela Means Quotes

Felisha: I need to borrow your car right quick.
Smokey: What kinda shit is that? Most people wanna borrow sugar. Or even ketchup. You wanna borrow my car? Hell naw! Get the hell on.
Felisha: Well, let me borrow a joint.
Smokey: You need to borrow a job. With yo' broke ass. Always trying to smoke up somebody's shit. Get the hell on, Felisha.
Felisha: I'ma remember that.
Smokey: Remember it. Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck!
Felisha: Tsk.
[realizes she can try her luck with Craig]
Felisha: Craig.
Craig: [not bothering to look at her] Bye, Felisha.
Felisha: Damn. Y'all stingy.
[she leaves]

Mrs. Jones: [Talking to Dana] You see what I said to tell us before you leave the house.
Debbie: [Talking to Felisha] Look at your face! Look at your face!
Felisha: It's going to be okay.
Debbie: No, look at your face.
Debbie: [Talking to Deebo] Who do you think you are?
Deebo: Girl what are you talking about?
Debbie: You know what I'm talking about, punk. You hit my sister like if she was a fucking man.
Deebo: She had no business going through my pants when I was asleep!
Debbie: My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right.
Deebo: It's best for you to take your ass home.
Debbie: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU! All these niggas around here might be scared of you, but I'm not.
Deebo: [Throws the bike and stands up] YOU TAKE YOUR ASS HOME!
Debbie: NO, FUCK YOU! You're lucky I'm not a man, otherwise I kick yo ass myself.
Deebo: [Slaps Debbie in the face] SHUT UP!