The Best Deebo Quotes

Deebo: Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.
Smokey: I can't I'm on probation.
Deebo: Stop being a bitch and come on.

Smokey: I won, gimme my money.
Deebo: What money!
Smokey: I lost.

Mrs. Jones: [Talking to Dana] You see what I said to tell us before you leave the house.
Debbie: [Talking to Felisha] Look at your face! Look at your face!
Felisha: It's going to be okay.
Debbie: No, look at your face.
Debbie: [Talking to Deebo] Who do you think you are?
Deebo: Girl what are you talking about?
Debbie: You know what I'm talking about, punk. You hit my sister like if she was a fucking man.
Deebo: She had no business going through my pants when I was asleep!
Debbie: My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right.
Deebo: It's best for you to take your ass home.
Debbie: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU! All these niggas around here might be scared of you, but I'm not.
Deebo: [Throws the bike and stands up] YOU TAKE YOUR ASS HOME!
Debbie: NO, FUCK YOU! You're lucky I'm not a man, otherwise I kick yo ass myself.
Deebo: [Slaps Debbie in the face] SHUT UP!

Deebo: What's up, Stanley?
[No response]
Deebo: Well, fuck you, then, punk.

Smokey: [after breaking into Stanley's house] We got about two hundred dollars.
Deebo: *I* got about two hundred dollars.

Craig: [Pushes Deebo] Deebo man you trippin!
Deebo: [Evil Look] Whatchu say little nigga
Craig: Man thats a female!
Deebo: Shut your little punk ass up, nigga before I drop you like I did this bitch!
[Takes out long knife]
Craig: I ain't even tryin to fight you Deebo.
Deebo: [Deebo presumes to give evil look then smiles] Ezal!
[Gives knife to Ezal]
Deebo: you ain't gonna fight me because your nothing but a BITCH TOO!
[Pushes Craig]
Craig: [Craig pulls out his gun]