The Best Mrs. Jones Quotes

Craig: Mom, loan me 200 dollars.
Mrs. Jones: Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you money without a job.
Craig: If I had a job, I wouldn't need to borrow any money.
Mrs. Jones: Exactly.

Mrs. Jones: [looks at Ms. Parker in a disgusted way and says to herself] Look at her... She know she ought to be ashamed of herself comin' out here lookin' like that.
[Yells and Waves]
Mrs. Jones: HEY GIRL!
Mrs. Parker: [Waves back] Hey, how you doin'?
Mrs. Jones: Fine I'm on my way to work.
Mrs. Parker: Call me when you get home...
Mrs. Jones: [fakely] OK...

Mrs. Jones: [Talking to Dana] You see what I said to tell us before you leave the house.
Debbie: [Talking to Felisha] Look at your face! Look at your face!
Felisha: It's going to be okay.
Debbie: No, look at your face.
Debbie: [Talking to Deebo] Who do you think you are?
Deebo: Girl what are you talking about?
Debbie: You know what I'm talking about, punk. You hit my sister like if she was a fucking man.
Deebo: She had no business going through my pants when I was asleep!
Debbie: My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right.
Deebo: It's best for you to take your ass home.
Debbie: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU! All these niggas around here might be scared of you, but I'm not.
Deebo: [Throws the bike and stands up] YOU TAKE YOUR ASS HOME!
Debbie: NO, FUCK YOU! You're lucky I'm not a man, otherwise I kick yo ass myself.
Deebo: [Slaps Debbie in the face] SHUT UP!

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he got game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig: You call that game?