The Best Capt. Halloran Quotes

Army Capt. Halloran: [sitting down beside Cpl. Klinger, and seeing him in drag for the first time] Hey... Up close, you're a guy!
Cpl. Klinger: Far away too.

Army Capt. Halloran: [about Klinger] What about her?
Capt. Sam Pak: She's my wife.
Dr. Sidney Freedman: Interesting joke, Sam.
Capt. Sam Pak: [tosses him a chip] Thanks for seeing me, Sidney.

Army Capt. Halloran: What was that?
Maj. Frank Burns: He's pretending to be violent.
Army Capt. Halloran: Good imitation.

Army Capt. Halloran: [Hawkeye is collecting contributions to pay off the man who's pretending Radar hit him with a Jeep] Hey, this is blackmail, you know. Maybe I ought to run him in.
Hawkeye: Maybe you will on your way home.

Army Capt. Halloran: One bullet. That's all I need.
Hawkeye: Ok, one bullet. Just don't use the gun.

Radar: Sir?
Hawkeye,65420: Yes?
Radar: Colonel sir?