The Best Captain Underpants Quotes

Captain: [after getting almost hit by a car] Ha ha
Driver: Out of the road, bozo!
Captain: Why thank you, vehicle person!

Driver: Out of the Road, Bozo!
Captain: Why thank you, Vehicle Person.

Captain: Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!

Harold: Captain Underpants... is that really you?
Captain: Let's see: Underpants? Check. Captain? Also check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants!