The Best Dona Hardy Quotes

Hilda: I'm sure the line will move quickly.
Zelda: Excuse me, ma'am. How long have you been waiting?
Old: My oldest boy, Tom, is 52.
Hilda: That's nice, but how long have you been here?
Old: He was born in this line.

[fantasizing about how he'll get liquor]
Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
Old: Well that would be lovely young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol?
Seth: That would be lovely!
[at the cash register, after buying alcohol]
Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old: I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!
Seth: I WILL!