The Best Dr. Bob Banks Quotes

Jack: Greg's in medicine too.
Bob: What field?
Greg: Nursing.
Bob: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg: Nursing.

Bob: What is that smell?
Jack: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank overflowed.
Greg: I told you, Jack, it wasn't me. It was Jinx.
Jack: Focker, I'm not going to tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!
Larry: The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.