The Best Denny Byrnes Quotes

Jack: Denny can you- what is that?
Denny: Oh this, um, well, it's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket.
Jack: This isn't a sculpture. It's a device people use to smoke marijiuana.
Denny: Reeaally.

Deborah: No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack: Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack: Denny. DENNY?
Denny: Right here, dad.
Jack: Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...
Denny: What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack: Oh yes you damn well will!

Greg: Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down.
Denny: Down low.
Greg: No doubt.

Late: Gaylord M. Focker?
Greg: That's me.
Jack: I thought your name was Greg.
Greg: It is.
Late: That's not what it says here.
Greg: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?

Denny: You just sniffing my boxers, man?
Greg: No, dude