The Best Late Night Courier (Right Bag) Quotes

Late: Gaylord M. Focker?
Greg: That's me.
Jack: I thought your name was Greg.
Greg: It is.
Late: That's not what it says here.
Greg: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?