The Best Norm the Interrogator Quotes

Norm: I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess.
Greg: I was not threatening her. I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing...
Norm: You were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bomb.
Greg: No, I said I didn't have a bomb.
Norm: But you said bomb.
Greg: I said, "It's not like I have a bomb".
Norm: You said "Bomb" on an airplane.
Greg: What's wrong with saying 'Bomb' on an airplane?
Norm: You can't say 'Bomb' on an airplane!
Greg: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! During the war I was a BOMBadier!
Norm: You assaulted an airline employee and I oughta put you away for years!