The Best Dr. Ledbetter Quotes

[last lines]
Dr. Ledbetter: Nice seeing you back on your feet. I think you are ready to come back and work with us again.
Ross: Yes, I am.
[seeing Monica and Chandler having sex through the window]
Ross: Wait, no, no, what are you doing? Get off my sister!

Dr. Ledbetter: We've been getting reports of some... very angry behavior on your part.
Ross: [concerned] What?
Dr. Ledbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines. Apparently people now call you *mental*.
Ross: [proudly chuckles] Yeah.
Dr. Ledbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Ross: Oh no.
[laughs]
Ross: You don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Um... this is all just because of a sandwich.
Dr. Ledbetter: [laughs in confusion] A sandwich?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a... an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle; I call it the "Moist Maker".
[Ledbetter chuckles]
Ross: Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here, and...
Dr. Ledbetter: [laughs dismissively] Oh, oh you know what?
Ross: What?
Dr. Ledbetter: I-I-I'm sorry, I-I-I believe I ate that.
[smiles]
Ross: You ate my sandwich?
Dr. Ledbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Ross: Oh-oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your *own* turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?
Dr. Ledbetter: No, I, uh...
Ross: Do you perhaps remember seeing a *note* on top of it?
Dr. Ledbetter: There may have been a joke, or... limerick of some kind...
Ross: [getting angry] That said it was *my* sandwich.
Dr. Ledbetter: Now-now calm down. Um... come look in my office, some of it may still be in the trash.
Ross: [stands up in disbelief] What?
Dr. Ledbetter: Well, it was quite large, I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Ross: [trying to remain composed] You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away.
[bellowing]
Ross: *MY* SANDWICH? MYYYYY SANDWICH?