The Best Dr. Munchin Quotes

Dr. Munchin: [sarcastically] Would you like me to put leeches on your skin? Would you like me to drill a hole in your head to release the demons? Would you like me to make you drink your own urine?
Lindy: Actually tried that.
Dr. Munchin: That's disgusting

Lindy: [about her date] Oh, my God! The penis! I almost called you in the middle of it. It, like, unfurled itself, like to ten times its length, like, like a travel umbrella! I've only ever heard of that!
Dr. Munchin: Yeah.
Lindy: Never actually seen it!