The Best Foot Lover Quotes

[Beth is asleep on the bus when some creepy guy licks her feet. This wakes up and startles Beth]
Foot: I-I'm sorry, but you have the most beautiful feet. Would you like a foot massage?
Beth: [In an angry voice] No, I would not like a foot massage. As a matter of fact, I would hate a foot massage.
Foot: Ok. I'm sorry. Relax.
Beth: [Yelling] Are there any guys out there that are just normal? Huh?