The Best Helga Quotes

Helga: We think you will soon have boats ready to take you to the Mediterranean Sea.
Floki: [Scoffs] If it exists.
Bjorn: Of course, it exists.
Floki: [Referring to the map that Bjorn has treasured and studied for years] It's just a map, Bjorn. Marks on a paper. A child could have drawn it. How can we know it's real?
Bjorn: I learned from my father. The only way to tell if something is real... is to sail there. I hope you'll come with me, Floki.
Floki: [Looking outraged] Are you joking? The lure of an imaginary land. Traveling somewhere that doesn't exist?
[Then smiling]
Floki: Of course, I'm coming.