The Best Highway Patrolman Quotes

Highway: [the tourist family flees after discovering the guys are skinny-dipping] Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!

Doug: Ooh boy, my ass is sore.
Dudley: Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long.
Woody: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.
Bobby: Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin...
[notices Highway Patrolman]
Highway: Please... Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.

Highway: 4 counts of indecent exposure... 2 counts of lewd, lascivious behavior, and one count - pure jealousy
Doug: [shocked] Huh?
Highway: [Smiling] How you doing?