The Best Maggie Quotes

Maggie: You coming back through?
Dudley: Maybe. A biker never knows. A week, a month.
[pauses]
Dudley: Six days, ten hours, 27 minutes, give or take six minutes for wind resistance.

Maggie: That's too bad. I wanted you to try my chili. It's pretty hot.
Dudley: No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.