The Best Isaac Quotes

Isaac: We're the same, you and me.
Ross: No, we're not.
Isaac: Yes, we are.
Ross: No... we're not.
Isaac: Yes, we are.
Ross: [angrily] No. We're not.
Isaac: [defensively] Okay, okay. We're not...
Ross: Right.
Isaac: But we are.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that you're *not* gonna tell your sister.
Isaac: I can promise not to tell her *again.*

Chandler: [muttering to Joey] Come on Chloe, finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe. Come on Chloe.
Isaac: Can I help you?
Chandler: Uh oh.
Joey: You know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs and we need a little more time to think about it.
Isaac: Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here who got a crush on you.