The Best Jamie Archer Quotes

Jamie: Dad, I'm sorry I shot you.

Castor: [after saving Archers daughter from help boyfriend raping her] Do you have protection?
Jamie: Protection? You mean like condoms?
Castor: [pulls out his switchblade] Protection. Next time, let Carl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it. So the wound won't close...
[gives her the knife]
Castor: Go on, get out of here.
[Jamie leaves]
Castor: I am the King!

[walks into her room and sees Jamie in her underwear]
[to himself]
Castor: The plot thickens.
Jamie: [on the phone] Carl, I'll have to call you back.
[hangs up]
Jamie: You're not respecting my boundaries.
Castor: I'm coming in, Janie.
Jamie: Janie?
Castor: [seeing a pillow that says Jamie on it, he realizes his mistake] I don't think you heard me, JAMIE. You got something I crave.
[closes in on Jamie, reaches back and grabs her pack of cigarettes]
Jamie: [nervously] Danielle left those here.
Castor: I won't tell mom if you don't.
[puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it]
Jamie: When did you start smoking?
Castor: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here.
[blows smoke rings at Jamie]
Castor: Papa's got a brand new bag. OW!

Jamie: [sobbing as Eve hugs her] Please tell me what planet I'm on!

Jamie: HOLD IT!
Castor: Good girl, Jamie. SHOOT HIM!
Sean: Honey, don't listen to him. He's not your father.
[Archer's original voice]
Sean: Hear my voice. I'M YOUR FATHER!
Castor: Use your eyes, Jamie and shoot him!
Sean: Don't shoot. Just don't...
Castor: This scumbag, this SCUMBAG shot your BROTHER Jamie. SHOOT HIM!
[Jamie shoots Archer in the shoulder]