The Best Joannie Garretty Quotes

Joannie: Where'd the dress come from?
Lt. Theo Kojak: Property. It was evidence in a wife-beating case. I don't know if she wouldn't put it on or wouldn't take it off. Women are funny.

Joannie: What happened to that old timing I hear you brag about?
Lt. Theo Kojak: Oh, well you see, eh, there was a bar mitzvah on the roof garden and it drew a cast of thousands.