The Best Joshua Burgin Quotes

Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, it's-it's so, it's so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Y'know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don't you think?
Joshua: Wow! Uh, Rachel uh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet and, and, and we've been on four days, so I'm thinking "No, but thanks."
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!

- You're a pathetic loser, right?
- Oh, yeah.
Joshua: Oh, my god. Joshua.
- All those things I said about not being ready...
- They're not true?
- No, they're all true.
- Oh, I love that "but."