The Best Kim Walker Quotes

Heather: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Heather: [playing croquet] So what are you gonna do Heather? Take two shots or send me out?
Heather: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red.
[puts her croquet ball against Heather's and sends it flying]
Heather: Shit.
Heather: It's your turn, Heather.

Heather: It's your turn Heather.
Heather: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?
Heather: Sorry Heather.

Heather: You stupid fuck.
Veronica: You goddamn bitch.
Heather: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
Veronica: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

Heather: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

Heather: They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.