The Best Heather McNamara Quotes

Heather: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.

Heather: It's your turn Heather.
Heather: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?
Heather: Sorry Heather.

Veronica: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
Heather: Let's knock off early. Buy some shoes. Something lame like that.

Veronica: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara the Cheerleader: Probably.