The Best Larry Harvey Quotes

Larry: I'm trying very hard not to judge you.
Ben: Me? You murdered your entire family!
Larry: Yes, but I was never unfaithful.

Larry: You don't have a choice, you're going to have to do the honorable thing to save your family. You're going to have to lie.

Larry: Gimme my treat! You *don't* want the *trick*!

Constance: Now, who wants to say grace?
Tate: Oh, Mother, may I?
Larry: Oh, of course, son. I was hoping you would choose to become a part of this family.
Tate: Dear God, thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of our family. My father ran away when I was only six. If I'd have known any better, I would have joined him. And, also... because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother, so that he can't see what everybody knows. She doesn't really love him.
Adelaide: Amen.