The Best Missy Goldberg Quotes

Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Ross: Do you remember my roomate? Chandler Bing?
Missy: [gesturing] Sure, he was in your "band".
Ross: It's been sixteen years, but the air quotes still hurt.

[Ross is at college reunion and talking to a girl that both he and Chandler used to have a crush on]
Ross: He and I both really liked you a lot, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship - so we kinda made a pact that neither of us could ask you out.
Missy: Really?
Ross: Yeah - why?
Missy: Well, Chandler and I used to make out. A lot!
Ross: You did?
Missy: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours...
Ross: And on my turf?