The Best Mom Quotes

Speed: It's going to be okay.
Mom: You wouldn't lie to your mother, would you?
Speed: Never again.

Mom: [catching Spritle playing with his chimp in the living room] Hey, what are you two doing?
Spritle: Nothing.
Mom: Was that the same nothing that broke my last couch?
Spritle: No, that was a totally different nothing.

Mom: [to Speed] We just have to stick together... and something good will happen. You'll see.

Mom: Do you remember the day that you rolled the car? How upset I was?
Speed: [laughing a little] I remember. Rex said the only reason we survived was because I was wearing those red socks.