The Best Old Cajun Man Quotes

Joe: [Narrating] I checked my list of Rambler Wagons, and there it was: Nunamaker. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I was finally home.
Joe: [Joe comes up to his childhood house only to find it's been condemned] Sir? Hey mister! You know the people who live here, Nunamaker?
Old: [In a thick Cajun accent] They move!
Joe: W-what's that?
Old: Move! They move! 'bout... 15 yea' ago. Had a lil' boy. Had same kinda haircut you got na'.
[laughs]
Old: God da', you outta date, boy.
Joe: Yeah, man, that little boy, that's me. My parents were-this was my home. I though this was it this time.
Old: Nah, home is where you make it.
Joe: Ya like to see homos naked?
Old: [repeats phrase, this time with a firmer tone of voice] Home is where you *make it*.
Joe: You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.
Old: No no no no. Home is where you *make it*. Home, where you make it.
Joe: Oh.
Old: Ev'body know dat. Goddamn, boy.
[He walks away]
Joe: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.