The Best Samson Kayo Quotes

Baby: Oy, you shut up you little mutt, or I'll cut you from pooper to snooter!
Perrito: [gasps in excitement] I'm in the mix now! Okay, okay, here we go! You're all a bunch of... knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grump-
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Perrito: , oafish-
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Perrito: ,
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Perrito: -munching, mangy
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Perrito: , nugget
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Perrito: , and YOUR snooter!
[bursts out laughing]

Baby: 'Ey, I'm gonna bust you up, plum-thumb! And then I'm gonna wear your clothes!
Jack: That was weird.

Baby: You crimin' us? After we crimed you? No, no crime backs!

Mama: I told you health department people, there are no cats here!
Goldilocks: Make her talk.
[Papa Bear goes near Mama Luna and growls in her face]
Papa: Excuse me, my darling. We're looking for the legendary Puss in Boots. Have you perhaps... seen him?
Goldilocks: Too soft.
Mama: [uses her claw to her nasal] Out with it, you old biddy, or I'll have your guts for garters.
[Mama Luna faints]
Goldilocks: Too hard! That was not just right! Oi, Baby, sniff him out.
Baby: You don't tell me what to do.
Mama: Listen to your sister, Baby.
Baby: Oh, she's not my sister! She's a fugitive orphan.
Papa: [slaps Baby Bear] She is your sister. Do what she says.
Baby: Fine, but all I can smell... is cats' pee.