The Best Sara Paxton Quotes

Witch: Look, it's the haunted mattress!

Jill's: [shouting from a window] You're a whore, just like your mother!
[Jill's mother goes back inside]
Rick: Who was that?
Jill: My mother.

Lou: I've never been married.
Jill: [hold up fruitcake] Fruitcake?
Lou: No. Just haven't met the right woman.

Sandy: Well, hello there, little dude.
Female: Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
Kid: All right, mommy.
Sandy: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

Flying: [trying to scare a kid fish] Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
SpongeBob: [pans to a kelp shrub, then SpongeBob peaks out] Was that the signal? Sorry, sorry, just do it again.
Flying: ...with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
[SpongeBob and Patrick come out of the shrub making ghoulish noises and SpongeBob does a hand trick]
Patrick: [in a ghoulish voice] How does he do thaaaat?
[SpongeBob and Patrick continue ghoulish noises]
Flying: Get back on the ship.
SpongeBob,11838: [in a ghoulish voice and backing away] It's still a mystery.
Kid: Those guys are dorks.
Flying: Yes, but they're my dorks.

Kid: [to himself, in a sing-song voice] I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then, I only had three!

Jill's: You're a whore just like your mother.
Rick: Who was that?
Jill: My mother.

Jill: There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? Something secret, something locked away. deep inside.
Rick: Well, there is...
[hears voices echoing in his head]
Aunt: Keep your identity a secret, Rick... Rick... Rick...
Trey: Dude, you're like a real superhero, man... man... man...
Uncle: Once a month you'll bleed from your vagina... vagina... vagina... vagina...