The Best Jill Johnson Quotes

Jill's: [shouting from a window] You're a whore, just like your mother!
[Jill's mother goes back inside]
Rick: Who was that?
Jill: My mother.

Lou: I've never been married.
Jill: [hold up fruitcake] Fruitcake?
Lou: No. Just haven't met the right woman.

Jill: There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? Something secret, something locked away. deep inside.
Rick: Well, there is...
[hears voices echoing in his head]
Aunt: Keep your identity a secret, Rick... Rick... Rick...
Trey: Dude, you're like a real superhero, man... man... man...
Uncle: Once a month you'll bleed from your vagina... vagina... vagina... vagina...

Jill's: You're a whore just like your mother.
Rick: Who was that?
Jill: My mother.