The Best Aunt Lucille Quotes

Uncle: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.
Aunt: And you've always had a tiny penis.
Uncle: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?

Jill: There's something you're not telling me, isn't there? Something secret, something locked away. deep inside.
Rick: Well, there is...
[hears voices echoing in his head]
Aunt: Keep your identity a secret, Rick... Rick... Rick...
Trey: Dude, you're like a real superhero, man... man... man...
Uncle: Once a month you'll bleed from your vagina... vagina... vagina... vagina...