The Best Sook Quotes

Dave: How's the puppy!
Sook: Puppy is O.K.!
Dave: You protect that puppy with your life.

Sook: He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one.

[Sook Rips Aaron's shirt open]
Sook: You're hairy! You're so hairy like a bear! Your nipples are so pink!
Aaron: Yes they are!
Sook: Love it! Ohhh!

Dave: Kim must die, it's the American way.
Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
Aaron: As many times as it takes!