The Best Stone Crandall Quotes

Debbie: He doesn't save anybody's life.
Stone: Doesn't he? Well, every time he flies that little plane of his, he's saving lives by not crashing. That makes him a hero.

Stone: If you're up for it I can always use an extra set of hands.
Rusty: Well, I was born with an extra set of hands.
Stone: That's an odd thing to say, heh. But I reckon this'll be the highlight of your trip.

Stone: You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet.

Rusty: [on ATVs] Are there helmets?
Stone: Yeah, I keep 'em with the tampons.
[drives off]
Rusty: It's just basic safety.