The Best Colorado Cop Quotes

Colorado: These people are clearly in the state of Colorado. That's my jurisdiction.
Arizona: Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle. Look at her left foot. Smack-dab in Arizona. You weed-legalizing, Mile-High piece of shit.
Utah: Hey, there's no reason for that language.
Arizona: Sorry, Officer Mormon. You don't like that? I have an idea. Why don't you plug up your ears with Mitt Romney's dick?