The Best The Instructor Quotes

Ross: About that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?
The: Well, she would try to take her keys and then jam...
Ross: No. No, what would *you* do next?
The: Who, me? The Attacker?
Ross: Yes, That's right.
The: Why?
Ross: I tried attacking two women - did not work.
The: What?
Ross: It's OK. I mean, they're my friends. In fact I was married to one of them.
The: Let me get this straight. You attacked youe ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no. I *TRIED*.