The Best The Legend Quotes

The: Between you and me, Soldier Boy did to singing what pantyhose did to finger-fucking.

The: Who the hell knows why talent does what they do? That's why they're talent.

The: You know, I would say you fucks are overstaying your welcome, but what welcome?

The: I swear on my kids' lives.
Billy: You hate your fucking kids.
The: So would you, if you met them.