The Best The Tanning Salon Guy Quotes

Ross: You sprayed my front twice!
The: [looking surprised] You never turned?
Ross: No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.
The: Mississippi? I said count to five.
Ross: Mississippilessly?

[Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon]
The: Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.
Ross: Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?
The: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two, I think, a two.