The Best Toby Hemingway Quotes

Reid: Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Andrew: You haven't told me who you are.
Nina: I'm a dancer.
Andrew: No, I meant your name.
Nina: Oh, Nina.
Tom: So are you two sisters?
Nina: No.
Lily: Yes! Blood sisters.
Nina: We dance in the same company.
Tom: Ah, ballerinas. No wonder you two look alike.
Lily: So, you know, Tom and Jerry here are gay lovers.
Andrew: I've never been to the ballet.
Lily: Well then you are definitely not gay.
Tom: I think it's kind of boring though, isn't it?
Nina: No it's not!
Lily: No. You know what? It's just not for everyone.

Tyler: So what did the Provost want?
Caleb: Someone told him about the fight at Nikki's.
Reid: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

[first lines]
Reid: What's up, fellas?
Tyler: Where were you? I stopped by to give you a lift.
Reid: Had things to do. How's the party?
Pogue: Don't know. Just got here.
Reid: Well, hell, boys.
[eyes go black]
Reid: Let's drop in.
[jumps off a cliff]
Tyler: Shit, yeah!
[jumps off the cliff as well]

Reid: [snaps towel against Tyler's backside] SAY MY NAME!

Caleb: [while being chased by the police] Ugh. You gotta pull over.
Reid: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb: Oh, what the hell? Lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. Let's have some fun while we're at it.

Caleb: My power's greater than yours.
Reid: Not until you ascend.
Caleb: All right. Go for it, tough guy.

Reid: Move over.
Tyler: But it's my car.
Caleb: Move over, baby boy. Now!

Chase: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Reid: Didn't it, though?

Reid: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler: [slapping down a twenty] Pink lace.
Pogue: [slapping down a twenty] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.
Pogue: [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties. Pogue walks off with the money, smirking, and hands it to the bartender] Keep the change, man.

Reid: [when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.