The Best Reid Garwin Quotes

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Reid: What's up, fellas?
Tyler: Where were you? I stopped by to give you a lift.
Reid: Had things to do. How's the party?
Pogue: Don't know. Just got here.
Reid: Well, hell, boys.
[eyes go black]
Reid: Let's drop in.
[jumps off a cliff]
Tyler: Shit, yeah!
[jumps off the cliff as well]

Chase: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Reid: Didn't it, though?

Reid: [when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Caleb: [while being chased by the police] Ugh. You gotta pull over.
Reid: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb: Oh, what the hell? Lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. Let's have some fun while we're at it.

Reid: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler: [slapping down a twenty] Pink lace.
Pogue: [slapping down a twenty] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.
Pogue: [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties. Pogue walks off with the money, smirking, and hands it to the bartender] Keep the change, man.

Caleb: My power's greater than yours.
Reid: Not until you ascend.
Caleb: All right. Go for it, tough guy.

Reid: Move over.
Tyler: But it's my car.
Caleb: Move over, baby boy. Now!

Tyler: So what did the Provost want?
Caleb: Someone told him about the fight at Nikki's.
Reid: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

Reid: [snaps towel against Tyler's backside] SAY MY NAME!

Reid: Harry Potter can kiss my ass.