The Best Bea Klugh Quotes

Kate: [muffled] It's fake. We know that your beard is fake.
Tom: Sorry, missy, I didn't get you.
Bea: She says she knows your beard's fake, Tom.
Tom: Well, thanks for pointing that out, Kate.
[Removes the beard]
Tom: I can't tell you how much this thing itches.
[to Ms. Klugh, angry]
Tom: And thanks for telling them my name, Bea.