The Best Bonnie Bedelia Quotes

Holly: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

Ginny: [Enraged, Karl smashes a table of glasses] God. That man looks *really* pissed.
Holly: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

Holly: I have a request.
Hans: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly: You did.
[Hans looks at her]
Holly: When you murdered my boss. Now everybody's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
[long pause]
Hans: Go on.
Holly: We have a pregnant woman out there.
[Hans looks disturbed]
Holly: Relax. She's not due for a couple of weeks. Sitting on that rock isn't doing her back any good, so I would like permission to move her to one of the office where there's a sofa.
Hans: No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?
Holly: Good enough, and unless you like it messy, I'd start bringing us in groups to the bathroom.
Hans: Yes... you're right, it will be done.

[Kristina is preparing dinner with Max, who has recently begun puberty, when Zeek and Camille arrive]
Zeek: Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid?
Max: Hi, Grandpa. I have pubic hair.
Camille: Oh, congratulations!
Zeek: There you go.
Camille: That's so great.
Zeek: All right.
Kristina: Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. It's not appropriate.
Max: Well, it's not dinner yet.
Kristina: Okay. We're gonna talk about that later, okay?
Max: It's not dinner. The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses.
Camille: That's right!
Zeek: Ooh.
Max: But I don't know what that is. It also said that boys start at their first ejaculation.
Camille: [laughing] Correct!
Zeek: Hey.
Kristina: Okay, buddy...
Max: I haven't ejaculated yet.
Camille: Well...
Zeek: Give it time.
Camille: Yeah, it won't be long.
[Camille and Zeek laugh]
Max: It says that, uh - the Internet says that when I do, I will begin to see girls in a new and exciting way.
Camille: Boy, that's probably true.
Zeek: Oh, well, that's - a whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, believe you me, you start ejaculating.
Kristina: Oh my god. Okay.
Max: Do you ejaculate, Grandpa?
Kristina: No, Max! No, please...
Camille: Whenever he possibly can.
Zeek: Do I ejaculate? Oh man, do I ever. I tell you.
Kristina: Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate.

Margene: [telling her mother about Nicki and Barb, who she says are her neighbors] They're very conservative. We don't drink.
Virginia: You're kidding! I brought 2 bottles of Stoli.
Margene: [slightly shocked] I'm pregnant, Ma!
Virginia: Just an old wives tale.

DDA: [to Grissom] You're the only man who's never let me down. I guess that either makes you a classic enabler... or my soulmate.