The Best Booth Quotes

Booth: Where is Machete and where are my wife and daughter?
Padre: In hell!
[cries]
Booth: Then give them my best.
[nails Padre to a cross]

Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?
Machete: With God.
Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.

April: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?
Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?
April: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.
Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.

Booth: Machete sent me a text.
Osiris: What did it say?
Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."