The Best April Quotes

Senator: [to April, who's dressed in a nun's habit] Sister. Please... I've done wrong. I've lived a hateful life. I'm not even from around here. I hate Texas. I hate the heat. Give me my last rites.
April: [points a large revolver at McLaughlin] In the name of my father...
Senator: My... my father? April?
[April shoots him three times in the chest]
April: I forgot the rest.

April: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?
Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?
April: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.
Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.