The Best Padre Quotes

Booth: Where is Machete and where are my wife and daughter?
Padre: In hell!
[cries]
Booth: Then give them my best.
[nails Padre to a cross]

Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
[Padre quickly blesses Machete]
Padre: I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
Machete: Mexican.

Henchman: Please father... have mercy.
Padre: God has mercy. I don't!