The Best Chuck Lee Quotes

James: Mortner?
Chuck: Got a real winner here. His name is actually Hans Glaub - the German pioneer who developed steroids.
James: That ties him to the horse injection.
Chuck: During World War II he experimented with steroids on pregnant women in the concentration camps in an attempt to enhance intelligence.
James: With any success?
Chuck: Eventually every mother aborted - though a handful of children were produced with phenomenal IQs. But there was a side effect - they were psychotics .
James: Was this Mortner - or Glaub, tried by the war crimes commission?
Chuck: The Russians grabbed him. Set him up in a laboratory. He spent several years developing steroids for their athletes.