The Best Church Quotes

Trench: [Church pulls up in a SmartCar] My shoe is bigger than this car.
Church: Shoot something!

Church: What's taking so long, Barney Ross? This should have been a walk in the park for you guys. Where's the case?
Barney: Don't have it.
Church: I warned you what would happen to you mutts if you pulled this shit again.
Barney: A good man died trying to get that case.
Church: I'm sorry about that.
Barney: Are you?
Church: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. But this sort of situation comes with the territory, wouldn't you say?
Barney: And so does payback. You know, Church, you're the kind of guy that pulls the strings, and everyone else does your dirty work 'cause you never had the guts to do it yourself. We're done.

Church: Did you win?
Barney: I think so.
Trench: Well, where's the proof?
Barney: [Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag] Heads up.
[Chucks head onto the ground]
Trench: Nice touch.

Trench: I'll be back.
Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
[leaves]
Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.